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pigeon-toed and you walk with a waddle I think it's kind of cute. Why are you frowning as though you hated me or something? What did I do wrong? I thought you liked me.
Taurus: That's right. Everybody likes you, because you're so warm, and friendly and enthusiastic. You're also a clumsy klutz, verbally and physically. There. See how the truth hurts?
Sag: Okay, so I'm a clumsy klutz. But what does that have to do with your being pigeon-toed and walking with a waddle?
It's no use, a dose of their own medicine won't work with Sag, because truth never cramps Jupiter's breezy style. Most Archers will accept it cheerfully, philosophically - and are genuinely bewildered when others get uptight over hearing the plain facts, whether the sharp arrow of honesty is aimed at themselves or at another victim. A Sagittarian (or a person with the Moon or Ascendant in Sag) is the one who chirps happily, "Was that your husband's brother I read about in the papers, who forged those cheques and got caught? Listen, it's all in the family! I have a sister who was picked up twice for shoplifting. She's in therapy now. But it still hasn't cured her kleptomania."
The broken twigs on their own family trees don't bother the Archers in the least, so why should you flinch over yours? That's Jupiter's sunny, but sometimes exasperating outlook.
Sagittarians take life and people literally as they skip around, spreading their jollies and blasting out truth with their jovial Jupiter vibes. When the Bulls get hit between the eyes, they can get their backs up, but they're normally placid, patient souls. Unfortunately, the qualities of placidity and patience often annoy the more impulsive Archers, when they're exposed to it for long periods of time. It sometimes seems to Sag that the dogmatic and cautious Bulls are as slow as a herd of snails.
Nevertheless, if these two decide to take a gamble, and combine the Jupiter luck and logic with the Taurean shrewdness and common sense, they stand a good chance of making lots of money together. M-O-N-E-Y. That message will reach both of them loudly and clearly. Taurus likes to keep it in the bank. Sag likes to keep it in circulation.
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